“I desperately crave and loathe attention.”

My recent strat­egy for snap­ping out of it when I feel sorry for myself is to read someecards. This ecard ser­vice has all the snark and irony that I adore, in a for­mat that is mar­gin­ally more palat­able than say­ing it out­right. I just can’t take myself seri­ously when read­ing these. If I’ve sent you one recently, it means I appre­ci­ate you tak­ing me only as seri­ously as is healthy. Here are a few I’ve enjoyed:

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